Do you love money? Well, below are some other cool names and their funny explanations to help you remember; we have given this thing we can’t without numerous names without even noticing it. Please allow me to introduce to you the real money with a humorous twist.

1. Salary: The sweet, sweet dough you earn for enduring soul-sucking meetings and pretending to work while secretly browsing cat memes, I know you do.
2. Fee: The hard-earned cash you shell out for the privilege of someone else doing something you could probably do yourself if you weren’t feeling so lazy. How many fees have you paid for things you could have done yourself.
3. Rent: The steady flow of moolah that keeps your landlord from realizing you’re actually a human-shaped couch potato. That’s why we should all work hard to own our own homes.
4. Tip: The cash you slip to the waiter as a desperate attempt to ensure your food arrives without any suspect ingredients or secret sauce. In this economy?
5. Donation: Money you willingly part with to feel like a saint and brag to your friends about your supposed philanthropic tendencies. Please give you can
6. Fine: The hefty slap on the wrist that magically transforms your hard-earned dollars into an unexpected charity for the government. Please follow the LAW.
7. Loan: The borrowed loot that gives you the fleeting illusion of wealth until reality rudely reminds you that interest is a thing. Don’t be scared though, go get that money and build yourself.
8. Savings: The tiny treasure trove of cash you pretend exists, but actually ends up swallowed by spontaneous online shopping sprees.
9. Investment: The cash you gamble on magical unicorns disguised as stocks, hoping they’ll poop golden eggs of profit for you. Only for the risk takers.
10. Allowance: The regular financial handout you receive, reminding you that adulting is just a figment of your imagination.
11. Alimony: The almighty riches you bestow upon your ex-partner, proving that love may fade, but the money flows eternally. Save your marriage if you can.
12. Prize: The golden prize that momentarily makes you feel like a champion, until you realize the trophy is just a glorified paperweight.
13. Royalties: The mighty money showered upon creative geniuses who somehow convinced the world that their catchy jingles and Twilight fan fiction are worth millions. Hey, go pay a sport.
14. Dividends: The divine rewards bestowed upon the brave souls who invest in companies, patiently waiting for their share of the giant profit piñata.
15. Commission: The tantalizing chunk of cash that tantalizes salespeople to sell their souls daily, all in pursuit of that extra zero in their paycheck.
16. Pension: The regular financial lifeline that keeps retirees financially afloat, allowing them to pursue their lifelong dream of napping like a champion.
17. Grant: The mythical money bestowed upon lucky individuals with impressive sounding proposals, allowing them to embark on wild and potentially disastrous projects.
18. Stipend: The monthly allowance that reminds broke students that, hey, at least they won’t starve while drowning in a sea of textbooks and caffeine. We have you back as parents.
19. Subscription: The small ransom you pay each month to ensure you’re up to date on the latest Kardashian drama or have unlimited access to videos of sneezing pandas. I need to share my Netflix, are you there?

These comedic renditions highlight the ridiculous world of money and its many faces. I hope you learnt something from this humour.